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    I love print. It's advertising in its simplest form. A little fetus waiting to be nurtured into a full-grown idea. Here are some fetii I wrote and art directed just for kicks and tickles.

    We used to test our product on dogs, and that's where dogs come from.

    The hamster we used for our research now powers our research facility.

    You wouldn't wash a Ferrari with dish soap.

    Precisely.

    We never could understand why people kept bringing wine to our cheese parties.

    We move slow because we have more reasons to take our time.

    Astronauts claim to have seen things beyond words. Like big... crazy things.

    May cause diligence.

    *this last ad was made with help from the wonderful and talented Carolyn Tubekis